The boys of yesteryears....

So.

I was reading some of Aracelli's old blogs. Just rants about KStew and how she's so unworthy of Michael Angarano. And it made me recall all of my crushes that were born a few years too early for me. Yea, I don't really like them after they've buffened up and grew facial hair. Please shave it off .. and grow younger about 5 years. Thanks. (:

Matt Ballinger

Matt Ballinger was one of those crushes you have for forever. He was in a band called Dream Street in the late 90's with Jesse McCartney, Chris Trousdale, Frankie Galasso, and Greg Raposo. I probably have every song memorized. He wasn't the best looking, I have to admit but what the fuck has he done to himself? He looks so shriveled and pale and .. no thanks.

Jeremy Sumpter

Ha ha, this came while I was watching Peter Pan. (: He was the cutest Peter ever, and he had this adorable gap and lisp. With time, he's decided to buffen up .. and not shave. Ew. Go back to being Peter Pan. Peter Pan never grows up, you shouldn't either.

Gregory Smith

This is Gregory Smith. I watch a lot of Disney Channel Original Movies and he was in Zenon. ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM, ha ha, you don't get me? It's cause you've never watched it. Go watch it, you fool. SHAVE.

Ryan Gosling

Ohmigod, what's not to love? It's Ryan Gosling. Seriously. But no, I've had a thing for him before he was in the Notebook and stuff. You see, he played the most adorkable character on this teensoap called Breaker High, it was a school on a cruise and they filmed it off the shores of Vancouver. Cute show. Cute guy. He still does look cute, he just needs to shave a lose a couple pounds. Never ceases to make my heart stop. Go watch his old clips on the Mickey Mouse Club.

Bobby Edner

Isn't he cute? Yea, he's cute. I've had a kind of secret crush on him since Spy Kids:3D. I watched it again recently and the love came back. His character was the nerd! Ha, I even had dorky taste back then. Currently, he's in some really cheesy boyband called Varsity Fanclub. Please hand me a bucket.

OH AND HE'S IN THIS COMMERCIAL. GO WATCH IT.
IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.